March 2011
When someone fall in love, its almost always with...
yanilavigne:
how ironic.
torilately asked: BROTHER I HOW I LOVE THEE <3
Wanna hear a joke about my dick?
ahoyimcarly:
sincerelyninaa:
Never mind. It’s too long!
Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind, you’ll never get it.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s cheesy.
Hey, did I ever tell you the joke about the butter?
…oh. I’d butter not then…
you might…
SPREAD IT LOLOLOL
OH MY GOD
February 2011
Anonymous asked: hii(:
Hitler: 7,000,000 Kills 1 Death Fucking Camper
chukaoffor:
i’m going to hell
When you're waiting for your fave part of a song...
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
When people say they "don't really listen to...
What is the point of your existence?
I’m like “Are you from this planet?”
On the way to school.
juliessecrets:
IF I FORGET MY HOMEWORK:
IF I FORGET MY IPOD OR PHONE:
Words only mean so much until there are actions to...
When there's that one person you regret giving...
herestoluck-:
and every time they try to talk to you, you wanna be like…
when you and the person you like, have a real...
It's Portman, motherfucker!
ohblackswan:
Who’s your Swan Queen!?
I now feel as though I have to see every single...
Anonymous asked: I typed in 'above the influence' in google and your blog popped up. Would it be weird if I started following you?