My Ideal Date
I get asked this question more and more lately, so im just going to do this so i can find it for future reference. Kay ? :)
My future date….. I’d show up to her house all nicely dressed..nothing to fancy..a new pair of vans for me..just an outfit she hasn’t seen on me yet. I’d get there at about 10 30 in the morning, which is explained below. I’d come with something nice like a huge ass teddy bear people looked at me weird for.
We would sit on the couch and watch Adventure Time and Spongebob and laugh and just chill. Kiss here and there but just chill. Play some pokemon, watch some basketball..bake a cake, something fun. No sex..not anything sexual..JUST CHILL.
She’d get dressed into something nice and we’d go hit up a mcdonalds because i like milkshakes and we’d probably share a 20 piece nugget and make fun of the random shit that passes us by.
We’d then take the train to Manhattan, to times square and go to dave and busters. I’d let her beat me in all the video games and teach her how to play guitar hero to ” My Name is Jonas ” by Weezer <3 ; We’d shoot the alien monsters and win a bunch of tickets so we can share some candy lol. We’d go bowling where she’d probably legit beat me in and the loser has to scream their dying allegiance to the other. We would probably go kick it at the mcdonald’s down the block which is huge and just buy mad shit and eat it and get fat and listen to some hype music and get buck like flocka for fun lol.
Then after that hit up the M&M shop and take pictures with Elmo and The Cookie Monster and make sexual poses in the pictures. We’d go just walk around times square and hold hands and sneak kisses and say random jokes like ” You know your monkey ass is ugly right? ” but not mean it and smile while we do it.
Then we’re back at her house and it’s around 8 pm and i sit on the steps with her. NYC has streetlights but fuck it..we look up at the sky and say random shit like “You look like a sexy picachu ” or ” I wonder if Spongebob is gay ” lol. We’d just joke around and kiss and get close. Then i end the night off with something sweet but probably nerdy like ” I had a lot of fun with you today. I’m going to be like a 95 year old hag thinking about the day we pretended to jerk off Elmo together and got high of candy and milkshakes. Even if i ended the day broke off my ass, it was worth it because i got to see the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen smile. Not just a regular smile but a smile that could melt the coldest of hearts. That type of smile that creates that twinkle in my eye and then i don’t speak but just eye you down like a weirdo. I totally dig that you look past all my nerdiness and don’t get overwhelmed by all these girls that still attempt to talk to me. Let me just shut up and say..you mean so much to me, and i won’t want to lose you..ever “
Then i stand her up and left her chin and kiss her and walk her to room and say bye to her mom and congradulate her for raising such a wonderful daughter, then i go home and post that shit on tumblr while blushing .
THIS..IS MY PERFECT DATE.
12:51:33 @ 8/29/2011
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